Tag Archives: Dumb

Verizon unveils 1 year “Device Payment Plan” for yearly updaters, moves full subsidies to 24 months

April 13, 2013   Apple, Mac
Verizon announced a few notable changes this week, possibly in response to T-Mobile’s new ‘Uncarrier’ pricing structure. The first change enforces 24-month contracts and restricts subsidized upgrades during that period. Customers will no longer enjoy ‘early upgrades’ after 20-months, as was previously the policy. While the change may disappoint customers who enjoyed upgrading their devices more [...]
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Drunk Idiot Dangles Upside Down from Power Cables

April 3, 2013   Uncategorized
In the list of things you probably should never experience in your life, even if you're sozzled to oblivion, dangling upside down from an active power cable is probably near the top. This very, very drunk man, however, obviously thinks differently. He climbed up a pole and hung upside down a high-voltage power cable for 15 minutes. Luckily for him (unluckily for human intelligence) he managed to survive without any major injuries. More »


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Holy Crap, A Woman Almost Got Run Over By a Train Because She Was Trying to Pick Up Her Phone from the Tracks

April 2, 2013   Uncategorized
Holy freaking smokes, almost getting hit by a train doesn't get closer than this. A young woman in Sao Paulo, Brazil had apparently dropped her phone onto the metro tracks and foolishly jumped down to retrieve it. Couple of problems with this situation: she couldn't get back on the platform, the train was coming into the station fast AND SHE PROBABLY WOULD"VE DIED. Miraculously, two guys managed to pull her out right before she would've gotten hit. It's terrifyingly close. More »


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The Hilariously Scientific MinusIQ Pill That Makes Smart People Dumber Would Be Fun to Take

March 22, 2013   Uncategorized
Do you ever feel like the rest of the world is so dumb? And it's not that you're especially smart, it's just that people are just so dumb. Do they enjoy being dumb? Have they ever thought about being smart? Of course not! Because being dumb is fun. Being dumb means you don't have to be self aware anymore. Being dumb means you're never not confident. Being dumb means you get to do dumb things! More »


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The Hilariously Scientific MinusIQ Pill That Makes Smart People Dumber Would Be Fun to Take

March 22, 2013   Uncategorized
Do you ever feel like the rest of the world is so dumb? And it's not that you're especially smart, it's just that people are just so dumb. Do they enjoy being dumb? Have they ever thought about being smart? Of course not! Because being dumb is fun. Being dumb means you don't have to be self aware anymore. Being dumb means you're never not confident. Being dumb means you get to do dumb things! More »


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Why People Should Just Stay Away from Electric Fences

March 9, 2013   Uncategorized
There's this thing called being smart that explains how you can avoid getting shocked by an electrical fence by avoiding them altogether. There's also this thing called being human and tip toeing the line of dumb behavior which causes people to play around with electric fences... and predictably get shocked and knocked down. You can guess which one this is. More »


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Today’s Awful Apple Rumor: Retina iPad Mini

December 14, 2012   Apple
There's something in the air this week. Maybe it's that the holidays are coming, or that it's getting colder, or that there's not much actual news to be had three weeks before the Consumer Electronics Show. But for some reason, the dumb Apple rum...
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Today’s Awful Apple Rumor: Retina iPad Mini

December 14, 2012   Apple
There's something in the air this week. Maybe it's that the holidays are coming, or that it's getting colder, or that there's not much actual news to be had three weeks before the Consumer Electronics Show. But for some reason, the dumb Apple rum...
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A Teenage Girl Got Arrested Because She Posted a YouTube Video Saying She Stole a Car and Robbed a Bank

December 4, 2012   Uncategorized
Hannah Sabata, a girl who's only 19 years old, did something a lot of teenage girls do: post a video to YouTube in which they talk to the camera. But unlike most 19 years old, Sabata bragged about stealing a car and robbing a bank, even flashin...
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The Only Facebook Ad Parody You Need To Watch [Video]

October 8, 2012   Uncategorized
I'm glad someone finally made a parody that truly shows the impossibly high level of imbecility and self-congratulatory pretentiousness of that stupid Facebook ad that we had to suffer last week. More »
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